January 2009
23 posts
Master Cleanse: Day 5
Ok, it’s over. I had orange juice last night and started eating food today (eggs for bfast and Quizno’s for lunch). My stomach is putting up a little fight but I’m going to be fine. However, if you do this for 10 days, I would recommend coming off it very very slowly.
Tomorrow I may have one of those BK burgers with the jalapenos and onion rings just to really push the limits...
Master Cleanse: Day 4
So tomorrow is the last day of this nonsense. I was supposed to go 10 days originally but with a weekend trip I’m going to need to start eating some normal food tomorrow or else I will probably vomit on the ski lift (which is frowned upon). Apart from periods of feeling light headed, it hasn’t been that bad and I could definitely go for 10 days if I wanted to. Luckily, I don’t...
Master Cleanse: Day 3
Yes, I know this is dumb but today isn’t much different. Last night the salt water wasn’t quite as bad and I had plenty of energy today. I’m trying the gym again tonight, which I think should be fine.
I’m not going for 10 days anymore though. I’m stopping this at 5 days so Friday night will be the end (I can’t ruin the long weekend). Judging from the past...
Master Cleanse: Day 2
Technically my third day without eating. Last night sucked but I felt fine all day. Apart from drinking the salt water at night, this really isn’t too bad. Not terribly hungry but definitely miss food. Going to try less salt tonight…hopefully that will do it.
Side benefit: you certainly save a lot of money on food.
Master Cleanse: Day 1
Today is my first day of the Master Cleanse fast thingy. I haven’t eaten for about 48 hours since you need to have a day of only orange juice the day before you start. So far I don’t feel that bad but I’m told that day 3 is the tough one. I’m about to forgo my lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup contraption for a glass of saltwater and then I’m done for the...
WatchLet the cringing begin
